Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts

Saturday, May 17, 2008

To You O' Store Front Salesman

Why do you think it is such a great idea to breed your dogs and then try and sell them in from of Wal-mart, petsmart, Home Depot -insert other store here-. No I do not want to buy your $150 pitbull puppies you have sitting in a standard trailer in the 88 degree heat with no food water or shelter.

No i do not want you probably 6 week old puppies you bred from probably un-papered pitbull. How did you even get them there, holy hell please tell me you did not drag them there IN that trailer because that thing was made for MAYBE hauling hay not little puppies in the heat.

For that matter exactly why do you think you un-papered however old pitbull puppies should fetch 150 smackeroos with your great selling tactic of sitting out in the parking lot of a well travelled store with your cardboard sign? Who the hell is stupid enough to shell out that much change anyway?

I'm sorry, you mystify me BYB sell your puppies in front of -insert store here- man

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Gigantooooooor

Brittany's Animal Crapdom

This place disgusts me, first of all very rarely will you EVER find a dog breeder that breeds more than one type of dog and they be anything close to an ethical breeder. This woman breeds not one not two but THREE different breeds of dogs. And does she do it ethically, not IMHO.

Apparently their motto is Size and beauty DOES matter. Good to know that breeding gigantic dogs for fad purposes matters.

"The proof of the quality of our dogs is in our clients' overwhelming satisfaction"
Right because we know the general public isn't just as satisfied buying dogs and puppies from pet stores and puppy mills. The general dog buying public is bound to be satisfied that they have their new fad gigantor dog so NO their is no proof in quality because the people who buy your dogs are happy with them.

"We do not believe in "fixing" or "training" a dog so that he can fit into your family situation. The trait we refer to as "Compliance" is genetic and we diligently breed for this. Right from the start your puppy will behave according to your wishes and be easy to live with and enjoy. And you will never need to see a trainer, use choke chains, pinch collars, clickers, food rewards, or any other gimmicks. Just the gentle Humane Connection MethodTM."

EXCUSE ME? Are you SERIOUS? I'm sorry I can not even BEGIN to argue the stupidity in this statement. I don't care how docile or compliant a dog is all dogs should receive at LEAST basic obedience training and it further proves this lady is a quack. If you dogs are 'low maintenance easy keepers' then you have completely destroyed the temperaments of all three of these breeds! there is no such thing a low maintenance dog and more than their is a low maintenance child!

Their rottweilers have become mastiffs with rottweiler colouring but apparently that's what they were going for as they claim rottweilers were originally bred to be mastiff dogs -rolls eyes-. I have a hard time getting through all the bs on this site. these people have either set up a really great bs system or have deluded themselves into believing breeding dogs that already are prone to Hip Dysplasia and Elbow Dysplasia should add MORE weight to those joints. Apparently Rottweilers are Italian not German who knew?

To me her rottweiler look like giant pigs compared to what a REAL (apparently she thinks American AND Germans in these three breeds are under-bred and mutts)
Under each of the breed pages they ramble about how THEIR -insert breed here- is different from all the other -insert breed here- yeah lady they are different. it's called being a gigantic BYB with no concerns for the true conformation of the breed.

Oh and lady you aren't that different there are tons of other crappy breeders like you that breed dogs 5 times the sizes they should be. Get your head out of your ass. Oh and if you don't advocate using training exactly how do you train those protection dogs of yours?

Delving further into her site you can see apparently on the puppy page they use plastic kiddie swimming pools for mamma and the pups? yeah great choice there lady. Go and use all the money you get from selling these monsters and invest in what we call a weaning box thank you.

Her health guarantee for HD a GENETIC problem ends at the age of 2, you know...the age you can ACTUALLY get them tested for HD? Preliminary tests are all that can be done before a dog is full grown. Like any good backyard breeder they tell you about how the vet has certified the health of their dogs and the puppies.

Wel whoop de freakin do. Get off you but and get them all OFA tested at the LEAST. better yet? Go and get those UGLY monstrosities of dogs spayed and neutered so we don't have to see rottweiler that look like this anymore.



THIS is a rottweiler, a Seiger winner and HD tested at that.



Now which one do YOU think is better conformation wise and will perform better in the jobs they were bred for? I would love to see one of her monstrosities in personal protection training versus one that is from a real working line. I doubt any of her dogs will ever see a Schutzhund 3 title, oh wait I'm sorry she don't care bout them silly titles hehe.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Fugly "Pitbulls"

PLEASE for the love of GOD stop breeding fugly pitbulls. I'm looking at you Razor's Edge and Gotti. They claim to want to promote the proper pitbull but do you see the SIZE of the ugly chunky monkeys? When did a pitbull, the sleek and athletic dog become synonymous with short, wide beasts?

I don't see how anyone can justify the bulldog looking barrels are ANYTHING but wring wrong wrong in conformation to what the American Pitbull Terrier should be. What you are breeding is NOT the American pitbull terrier. It's a bulldog wannabe or as the smart ones have done changed the name to a new breed called the American Bully.

What is so sad is that people BRAG about having these bloodlines -shakes head in despair- and people wonder why pitbulls get such a bad rap? It's because of crappy ass breeders like these who produce ridiculous looking dogs, byb's and bad owners.

At LEAST Razor's Edge puts in places it's breeding American Bullies but for the most part they still advertise all over the place as selling APBT's.

If you're 'all for proper conformation' show your dogs and get them titled. You people live in America and while the AKC doesn't recognise the APBT, UKC and ADBA do so get of your but and PROVE that your massive 100 lb pitbull somehow conforms.

See for yourself the fugly:
http://www.gottiline.com/
Fat squat ugly keg on paws dogs
http://www.razorsedgekennel.com/
At least they are now calling them the proper new title of american bully rather than apbt
http://www.bullybluepits.com/
OMG what the hell are you trying to do most of these dogs have such TERRIBLE leg structure they are 90% of them severely out at the elbow or bow-legged.
http://www.bluepridekennels.com/
Pffft "Our Goal is to produce very correct dogs with great looks from head to tail and with the least faults possible."yeah please those chunkies are not BALANCED and thus NOT an APBT worthy of breeding and definitely not conformationally sound

I could go on for days but we'll leave it at that for now before the people who call these wide and lows APBT's come screaming at me.

What a pitbull SHOULD look like:
http://matrixkennels.com/
http://workingpitbull.com/

If you want to contest my opinion PLEASE make use of this here lovely illustrated website which CLEARLY shows the PROPER conformation on a pitbull:
http://apbtconformation.com/

For those that are interested in the pitbulls turned bulldogs see the American Bully standard here:
http://www.eliteedgeworld.com/Breedstandard.asp

Why Your CKC Papers are WORTHLESS!

The CKC is notorious for giving out papers to mixed breeds designer dogs and the like as well as giving false registration papers as was seen recently with the person with a 10 month old dog ending up being a 1.5 year old pregnant dog. CKC papers do not guarantee in the least that the dog is pure-bred. Also any breeder can post ads on their website and there is no screening, CKC is basically the home of all the ill-reputed breeders who can't get their dogs papered by the UKC or AKC or other registrations with strict services.

To get papers all you need is for a few of your friends to agree and say Oh yeah it's a purebred dog! NO reputable breeder would use this registry. How can you claim to be when they have such lax registration requirments?!

Sources
http://www.terrificpets.com/forum/2475.asp
http://www.anutta.com/standardpoodles/ckc.htm
http://www.wonderpuppy.net/kc.htm

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(Please note this refers to the Continental Kennel Club and NOT the Canadian Kennel Club)